Talking clock - jokes

Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked. "Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" she drunkenly replied.
"A talking clock - seriously?" "Yup. Hmmm (hic)."
"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.
"Juss watch" she said.
She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back. Her three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed "For f***'s sake you stupid bit*h, it's ten past three in the f***ing morning!!!"
Ah..now you believe me..it is not a gong..it is a talking clock..!